Is that how it happened? The classic comedy duo, Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara, tell a story about Rodney. (🎬: This Is Your Life, 1981) | Rodney Dangerfield

“I tell ya, I’m alright now but last week I was in rough shape, ya know. My wife, she put me on a grapefruit diet. Seven days, I had 10 grapefruits a day. Ended up I lost 4 pounds, got a citrus rash.” | Rodney Dangerfield

“In my neighborhood there’s always problems. On my block there’s a beautiful children’s zoo. Last week four kids escaped.” | Rodney Dangerfield