A new set of unsuspecting guests is checking in to Season 2 of “Nine Perfect Strangers.” Season 1 of Hulu’s anthology series, based on Liane Moriarty’s novel, followed the stoic Masha Dmitrichenko (Nicole Kidman) as she takes nine guests on a transformational “healing journey” at her wellness retreat.

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Well, I happen to think that as someone largely unfamiliar with the goings-on of Season 1, I can offer a unique critical perspective on the show. So, please find literally all the thoughts I had about the return—or,