Another undoubtedly high-priced broadside in the ongoing war between streaming services, Apple's "Fountain of Youth" too often feels more like "content" than a real film. Despite Guy Ritchie's herculean efforts to combine a whole lot of immediately familiar elements into a brisk,

"Guy talked about that all the time and said, 'What if the fountain of youth was inside you? What if it's just a metaphor for the light inside you that you can either make brighter or dimmer? And what if you worked really hard to pull out all the things that made you joyful,